The success blogger: JOKES...

The success blogger: JOKES...: "DOCTOR JOKES : ► 'I don't get it,' Oliver told his doctor. ' When i stand on my head, all the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't that happen ..."

Guilt

The clock is frozen in the tower,
The thickening fog with sooty smell
Has blanketed the motor power
Which turns the London streets to hell;
And footsteps with their lonely sound
Intensify the silence round.

I haven't hope. I haven't faith.
I live two lives and sometimes three.
The lives I live make life a death
For those who have to live with me.
Knowing the virtues that I lack,
I pat myself upon the back.

With breastplate of self-righteousness
And shoes of smugness on my feet,
Before the urge in me grows less
I hurry off to make retreat.
For somewhere, somewhere, burns a light
To lead me out into the night.

It glitters icy, thin and plain,
And leads me down to Waterloo-
Into a warm electric train
Which travels sorry Surrey through
And crystal-hung, the clumps of pine
Stand deadly still beside the line.

some weird thoughts that striked my mind.......

How come you play at a recital but recite at a play?

Why is it still called a building when it is already built ?

If we should not drink and drive.... why do BARS have parking space ? 

Why does pizza come in a square box ?

Why do you go back and forth to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

If something goes without saying why do people say it?

Do stairs go up or down?

Why is there a top line in lined paper when we never use it?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantee?

Can you make a candle out of ear wax?

Are marbles really made of marble?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish: ‘I wish you wouldn’t grant me this wish.’ What would you do?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don’t you get a tan on your palms?

wow !!! amazing !! must watch...!!

Lost....

Feelin lost out here amidst all this desert sand..
chasin the darnkess amidst lost lands..
some strangeness catches my heart..
pulls it out and rips it out apart...
yet i walk on..
not wearing down despite the hot sun..
i know i can wander to reach an end..
wander to reach an end..
and have a message sent..
that this stranger..your fellow traveller..
still in familiar land yet is feeling lost out..
is this love..
or is it some darkness that engulfes me..
and blinds me no matter how hard i try to see...
shadows seem to be my only company..
every morning wakes me to a new touch of melancholy..
every shower through the skiess..
tells me to want your company..
ive forgotten friends..
ive forgotten life and hence...
i feel theres nothing wrong in ending it..
not bit by bit..
but all at once..
like falling through a waterfall..
nad letting the wind haul..
my spirit forever,,
im here down..
drowning..
in emotions...
people have forgotten me..
BUT..
a lost sailor does reach a destination..
n ive reached mine..
without u..life is just fine..
i will rise..
and walk again..
never in vain..
no more pain..
that blackenes my mind..
n leaves me only with loneliness to find..
am out now..
walkin..
no longer wearin thin..
never again losing a thing..
lost enough..
fought enough..
and finallly
thought enough
that this bullshit love is ENOUGH

was lost..
now rising to shine again...

I DONT KNOW HIM...BUT HE'S FAR FAR AWAY...MAY HE R.I.P...FELLOW college mate...

i dont know his name....i dont know the cause..

i just learned of the tragedy..

was it betrayal or some rivalry ?

or was it somethin to do with some long haired liar..

a life so hard to give...a boy so hard to bring up..

a little man he would have been ...

his is a face i have never seen...

fair or dark...stout or lean...wish he would have thought about the ones who brought him up...

its sometimes funny how life goes...

can end in the slightest of woes....

i dont know him to shed a tear..

but the very news gives me great fear...

let us pray for his soul..to rest in peace...

n justice for the ones who have him deceased..

i dont know of the cause...

the word out be that he be a tamil medium kid..

subjected to a little scolding by the faculty...

that has placed upon us this tragedy...

where are we...who brush off the worst of scoldings...

n where is he...who sold his soul for a few scoldings...

i wonder how his last few moments would have been...

dark n cursed...his pain would have worsened...

hes lost in a few moments...but what about his parents who have a lifetime shattered due to those few moments...

a rose he wud be....a thorn this is...

nothing is meant...to happen..

fools and cowards attribute it to fate..

how cowardly he must be to run away from reality..

or how brave he would have been to stand it all this long..

we dont know..

all we can do is pray...

n hope for nothin like this to come anyones way ....

its a bad day today...

wish it will always be one with the yesterdays...

Is it a bullet ?? is it a shooting star ?? NO! ITS JONTY RHODES !!!!

Yuvi !!!!! 6 sixes in a row !!

Politically Incorrect Jokes ... :D

These are just meant to be jokes.... with no offence to the people concerned ....

1.

The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'

2.

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops....Will call back in an hour!

3.

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?'
The barman says 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'
Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'

4.

Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem..

Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem....

Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!

5.

A man is taking a walk in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl.'
The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl,' the policeman answers.
'But I am not an American!' says the man.

Oh, what are you then?'

The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'

The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog.

Bouncing Back From Difficult Times

Life happens. It doesn’t matter how positive an attitude you have or how balanced and centered you are, there are going to be times when you are knocked down. Times when your carefully organized life is turned upside down and you get knocked on your rear end.

You will no doubt experience serious illness in either yourself or someone close to you or You may be challenged with the loss of a loved one, a divorce or perhaps the loss of a job or any number of situations that will leave you feeling like you were kicked in the stomach. 

Let’s face it..... These things will happen. They’re part of your life and no matter how you try to explain them away with the idea that, "everything happens for a reason," they hurt. A lot!!! They hurt at the very core of your being. The pain begins in your heart and radiates throughout your entire being. Repeating positive phrases does not make it stop hurting. 

At times like these, you’re going to feel down, even depressed. You probably feel anger or some other manifestation of your pain. Whatever you’re feeling, it’s ok. It’s ok to feel hurt, sad, angry or whatever your true feelings are. You cannot deny pain any more than can deny fear. The only way through either of them is to give yourself permission to feel the feeling. 

The question is not whether or not you will feel down. The question is for how long will you stay in this state? 

The difference between people who get through life’s challenging moments, regardless of the seriousness, and those who are immobilized by the events is what I call the "Bounce factor." 

How quickly can you bounce back? Of course, the severity of the event will have a lot to do with the time it will take you to get past the pain and on with your life. 

Take the example of two people being downsized from their high technology jobs, something that is becoming a natural occurrence these days. One, whom we’ll call John, is floored by the news of his dismissal. He expresses his pain by becoming angry at the company, his co-workers and the system in general. He spends his days telling anyone who’ll listen, about his "problem." Usually from a bar stool. 

As he sees it, his life is ruined and he’s blaming everyone for his troubles. People who react like John spend weeks, even months, wallowing in despair until, if they’re fortunate, someone close to them convinces them to seek professional help. 

Mary, on the other hand, reacts much differently. Although she has gone through the same experience as John and has pretty much the same issues like living expenses, etc., she chooses to react differently. 

After a brief period of feeling a loss of self-esteem, self-pity and anger, Mary decides to get back in the game. She begins contacting her network of colleagues and co-workers, avails herself of the outplacement services her former employer offered everyone and starts actively looking for a new position. In a short time, Mary finds her "dream job" with an exciting new company. 

While both people in our hypothetical example Had the same experience and both went through a period of hurting, the time each allowed themselves to remain in that dis-empowering state was vastly different. While John remained "stuck" in his problem, Mary handled her loss and moved on with her life. 

This is the key. It’s not whether life occasionally puts you into a tailspin, it’s how long you remain there. 

When something devastating happens to you, allow yourself some time to grieve your loss, however, don’t allow yourself to get stuck there. Take some action. Join a support group, talk about your feelings with a trusted friend or your spiritual advisor. If necessary, seek professional help. 

In the case of a job loss, perhaps you want to take some time to re-evaluate your career goals. You may even consider a change in fields. When you’re ready, you can begin networking and making new contacts. Attend social or church events. Call people you know. Do something! 

One of the most important things to remember in high stress situations is not to allow yourself to isolate. While spending some time alone is normal, even necessary, isolation can be dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. Get out and be with people as soon as possible. As a friend recently reminded me, "life is for the living." It’s important to get back to your life. In time, the pain will pass.

Some funny pictures i came across in the net......

Hiya.... These are some of the pictures which amused a lot.... so i thought i'll share it .... hope you like it.. :)

10 ways to stay happy....

Very few people stop long enough to ask themselves a very important question such as "what do I really want?" Yet, when they do take the time to research, they always come back with the same answer, "I want to be happy!"
Happiness is making headlines, selling books and inspiring millions of people. Happy people seem to thrive. They are genuinely more creative and productive in life. Not only that, happy people are healthier people and they enjoy a better life than those that tend to always be grumpy.
Here are ten suggestions to stay on the happy side of things.
         1) Be less virtual. Spend more of your time with other people than you spend alone. Quality relationships offer you more opportunities to laugh and enjoy yourself.
         2) Show appreciation by counting your blessings and keeping a list of the things you are grateful for daily.
         3) Recall every positive experience you encounter during the day, even the small moments.
         4) Think memorable thoughts. Memories of good times with love ones or friends last forever.
         5) Be humorous. Don't be afraid to laugh out loud.
         6) Release your stress by going to your perfect day in your mind. A place where you always feel calm and happy doing and being your happiest.
         7) Be Optimistic. See the glass half full. Always look on the bright side of things.
         8) Be creative. Use your creative inner expression. Think back to the things you love to do that seems to make you lose track of all time. Things like painting, dancing, poetry, hiking, etc. Joyful expressions brings happiness.
         9)Do good. Show acts of kindness each day, however small it may be, do good.
        10) Seize the Moment. Now is the time to celebrate, take someone to lunch, buy those shoes, bake the cake and be happier today!
By simply putting on a happy face makes you not only look better but feel better. Smiling actually relaxes your face muscles. When you take the steps to be happier yourself, you are far better able to make others happier too.
As, Wayne Dyer says, "there is no way to happiness, happiness is the way!"