Funny picture of the day...... :)

LOL!  I Pity the Dog's Situation!! 

The success blogger: JOKES...

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Guilt

The clock is frozen in the tower,
The thickening fog with sooty smell
Has blanketed the motor power
Which turns the London streets to hell;
And footsteps with their lonely sound
Intensify the silence round.

I haven't hope. I haven't faith.
I live two lives and sometimes three.
The lives I live make life a death
For those who have to live with me.
Knowing the virtues that I lack,
I pat myself upon the back.

With breastplate of self-righteousness
And shoes of smugness on my feet,
Before the urge in me grows less
I hurry off to make retreat.
For somewhere, somewhere, burns a light
To lead me out into the night.

It glitters icy, thin and plain,
And leads me down to Waterloo-
Into a warm electric train
Which travels sorry Surrey through
And crystal-hung, the clumps of pine
Stand deadly still beside the line.

some weird thoughts that striked my mind.......

How come you play at a recital but recite at a play?

Why is it still called a building when it is already built ?

If we should not drink and drive.... why do BARS have parking space ? 

Why does pizza come in a square box ?

Why do you go back and forth to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

If something goes without saying why do people say it?

Do stairs go up or down?

Why is there a top line in lined paper when we never use it?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantee?

Can you make a candle out of ear wax?

Are marbles really made of marble?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish: ‘I wish you wouldn’t grant me this wish.’ What would you do?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don’t you get a tan on your palms?