May 11, 2011

A Bit Of Wisdom

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; 
Forgive them anyway.  

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; 
Be kind anyway.  

If you are successful, you will win some  false friends and some true enemies; 
Succeed anyway.  

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; 
Be honest and frank anyway.  

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; 
 Build anyway.  

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; 
Be happy anyway.  

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; 
Do good anyway.  

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; 
Give the world the best you've got anyway.  

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It never was between you and them anyway.

Funny picture of the day...... :)

                            Yo! You got an iron ??

    

Joke of the day.... :) not for the young. :)


A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..."Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?" "Well," he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again." But she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he suddenly had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"